"Awesome aviators, they are the most comfortable pair I have ever owned! They stay tight and never need to be adjusted. The lenses are my favorite part, they keep all the glare out of my eyes no matter if I am at the beach or in the snow."
When it's time to wipe away your inhibitions and moonwalk your way into the limelight, dress real neat from your shades to your feet in the Metal Stache. You can go where you want to, because this alloy accoutrement ain't no safety dance.